The Daily Friday: Friday 10/6

Everything you need to know to sound smart today.

1. Drake’s new album “For All the Dogs” drops, with features from Bad Bunny, SZA, J.Cole…and his son Adonis. Start ‘em young.

2. DJ Moore hauls in 230 yards and 3 TDS as the Bears spank the Commanders’ little asses and win for Dick Butkus (RIP Legend)

3. Trump has thrown his hat in the ring for House Speaker. At this rate, there might be only one person who could beat him for President.

4. Putin’s henchmen stopped an attempt to assassinate him at a karaoke bar recently. Kind of a sick place to die, not gonna lie.

5. The new LIV Tour book isn’t even out yet and the golf world is already up in arms. LET’S BREAK IT DOWN.

But first…our fall apparel line just dropped and you need to hop on before it sell out. Personally I’m a big fan of the Sadhappy line but every item is a must-cop. Treat yourself. You deserve it.🤝

Back to the news.

LIV AND LET DIE

THIS LEAGUE! This week, the golf world was thrown for a loop as excerpts from an upcoming book “LIV and Let Die” by author Alan Shipnuck (who also wrote Phil Mickelson’s explosive biography) were leaked, exposing the sport for being petty as hell.

The book is out on October 17^th and will largely cover PGA tour commissioner Jay Monahan and Golf Saudi CEO Majed Al-Sorour battles, but here’s what we know already.

• During the heat of the beef, Tiger organized a movement to snub Phil Mickelson from the 2022 British Open champions dinner. Phil – I’ll have dinner with you. You seem like a good time.

• Brooks Koepka reportedly said, of Spieth and JT, “fuck all those country club kids who talk shit about me. I just had 3 surgeries and I’m supposed to turn down $130 million? I grew up with nothing. After signing that contract…I called my mum. We both cried.”

  • Love you Brooks but he went to private high school, grew up in West Palm Beach and his mom said they did not cry together. Bit of a Victoria Beckham move.

• An anonymous source told Shipnuck – “Fuck Rory. I’m so sick of hearing about how he’s some kind of hero who is saving golf. He’s bought and paid for like everyone else.” Ok dick. I think his simulator league with Tiger is actually gonna be sick (just got an ESPN deal.)

• Players have criticized the book for its anonymous sourcing and ‘you’re not invited to my birthday party’ reporting, but I fucking love it. Golf’s boring as hell (besides the CCA podcast.) This is fun.

MOST POPULAR HALLOWEEN CANDY

This is your yearly reminder that Candy Corn is ass. We do not want vegetables in our candy. Or fruit or a starch or whatever the fuck corn is.

Of course the fucking milk drinkers in Utah are the ones keeping that garbage treat afloat this year. Get some Reese’s Pieces like a grown up and stop setting this country back. Enough is enough.

NFL: Brock Purdy says he lives with a roommate and splits rent because SF is too expensive. Dude, you make $870k. This is stolen valor from actual broke people like me.

Marshawn can’t stop talking about about Russel Wilson being a weirdo. I don’t doubt him at all.

The NFL is confirmed rigged and officially sucking Taylor Swift’s dick from the back. Give the Jets their win back NOW.

MLB: Big weekend of divisional matchups in store, highlighted by the Twins’ first appearance since ‘02, when Tori Hunter was doing dope shit. 

Doesn’t get more Fan of the Week than this guy who bought beer for his entire section. Heroes are in short supply in today’s society, but he is doing his goddam best.

Mets GM Billy Eppler resigns amidst league investigation into his use of a phantom injury list. Sounds like he’s guilty!

NBA: Dame Lillard’s marriage included in Milwaukee trade, as he divorces wife and ditches wedding ring to pursue championship ring.

James Harden reports to training camp in Philadelphia after demanding a trade. Don’t be surprised if he’s rocking a fat suit again.

Joel Embiid has pledged his services to Team USA next year, along with Lebron and Steph. We’ll still lose to Serbia by 15.

OTHER: After harassing Jake Paul’s fiancee for months, Dillon Dannis may be pulling out of their fight. Here’s how you explain the controversy to your grandfather who immigrated to the US with $11 in his pocket.

Victoria Beckham made it out of the mud. Respect.

WHAT ELSE IS GOOD

Ed Sheeran has dug his own grave. No, not by exclusively making music for Disney adults with “Live, Laugh, Love” signs. He literally dug his own grave in his house.

Former Trump aide said that he would throw food against the wall at least once or twice a week during his tenure. Way to totally rip off Steve Aoki dude.

Rachel Bilson reportedly prefers dating men who have had a lot of sex. Personally, I find sex disgusting but I can be open minded for her.

Pete Davidson will host the first SNL after the strike and Ice Spice will host. I’m putting the odds at -425 these two will be dating within 2 weeks.

DR. LOCKS’ LOCKS

The board is looking real appetizing this weekend. Our resident sharp Dr. Locks has the picks you need to make bank.

SEASON RECORD: 5-6-1

UCLA -3: Washington State got the big upset last weekend, but UCLA showed me something in their tight loss to Utah and they play well at the Rose Bowl. I’m trusting in Vegas this weekend. Don’t let me down Big Gambling.

MISSOURI +4: Time to fade Brian Kelly…AGAIN. This unbeaten Mizzou squad has got some dog in them: don’t be surprised if the win outright in this Tigers matchup.

WYOMING +6: Wyoming couldn’t be more due against Fresno State. Don’t overthink it and hammer away (responsibly.)

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WILL AND RUSTY’S PLAYDATE

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STUFF TO CLICK WHEN YOU’RE BORED TODAY

• The Brian Jordan Alvarez extended universe is the only universe I want to live in.

• Stott’s grand slam in the Phillies’ wild card game with just the stadium audio will give you chills.

• Follow Mark Twain’s 9 Tips for Living a Kick-Ass Life this weekend.

• Probably my favorite take on AI and the future of labor.

• The Great Psychadelic Experiment.