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Bodyguard Affair. Verizon Outage. Dodgers Are Rich.
Jan 16, 2026
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10 min read
Havana Syndrom. Autistic Barbie. Are You Dead?
Jan 14, 2026
Golden Globes. Eagles Fans. Record Cold.
Jan 12, 2026
11 min read
KFC Poutine. Carson Beck. Coke Cans.
Jan 9, 2026
Conformity Gate. Harbaugh Out. Zion's Horny.
Jan 7, 2026
Maduro. NFL Black Monday. Big Seafood.
Jan 5, 2026
You ask. We answer.
Jan 2, 2026
Seeing into the future
Dec 31, 2025
8 min read
Celebrating the Year in Horny.
Dec 29, 2025
14 min read
Patriot Games. Netflix Podcasts. Daily Friday Awards.
Dec 26, 2025
9 min read
$1.7B Jackpot. Avatar Rules. Daily Friday Awards.
Dec 23, 2025
The Daily Friday Awards.
20 min read
Dec 19, 2025
NBA Cup. Lawmaker Brawl. Daily Friday Awards.
Dec 17, 2025
Hughes Trade. Cena Retires. Rivers Returns.
Dec 15, 2025
12 min read
Airport Gyms. Fortnite Skins. Santa's Bones.
Dec 12, 2025
Grandpa QB. Instacart Scam. $930 million Jackpot.
Dec 10, 2025
Paramount Takeover. HoF Selections. Pat Spencer.
Dec 8, 2025
Netflix Deal. LeBron Streak. Grinch Meal.
Dec 5, 2025
30 under 30. Spotify Wrapped. Low Brain Activity.
Dec 3, 2025
Zootopia 2 Crushes. Guy Fieri Down. Dude Lays Eggs.
Dec 1, 2025
Best in Show. Black Friday. Boston Cop Slide.
Nov 28, 2025
Blizzards Coming. Mrs. Doubtfire. Pardon my Turkey.
Nov 26, 2025
Miss Universe. Donald Glover. Thanksgiving Travel.
Nov 24, 2025
Feast Week. Chili's Margs. Man Who Doesn't Sleep.
Nov 21, 2025
