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Bald Guys Up. Louvre Heist. AWS.
Oct 22, 2025
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10 min read
Shohei's Record. Fake Funerals. Cinammon Challenge.
Oct 20, 2025
11 min read
Smuckers Sues. Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Fake Blind.
Oct 17, 2025
Kris Jenner. Modern Gentlemen. RIP D'Angelo.
Oct 15, 2025
Insane Double Play. Spirit Halloween. Katy Perry-Trudeau.
Oct 14, 2025
12 min read
Dolly Parton. Skatteboom. RIP Sister Jean.
Oct 10, 2025
Gold Peaks. Lebron Decision. Longest Fart.
Oct 8, 2025
Sanchez Arrested. Corn Dog Recall. Cardinals Collapse.
Oct 6, 2025
Halloween Costumes. Taylor Album. RIP Jane Goodall.
Oct 3, 2025
AI Actress. New Face Syndrome. Slopocalyse.
Oct 1, 2025
AI Slop. $50B for EA. Longest Fingernails.
Sep 29, 2025
Ryder Cup. Ticket Prices. Fall is Here.
Sep 26, 2025
First Lady Test. NASA. Mr. Beast
Sep 24, 2025
Ryder Cup. Fat Bear Week. Corn Mazes.
Sep 22, 2025
Meta AI Flop. Clayton Kershaw. Emotional Support Alligator.
Sep 19, 2025
Miracle Iguana. Tuco Busted. Epstein Drawings.
Sep 17, 2025
Emmy Recap. Discord Election. AI Minister.
Sep 15, 2025
Margot Robbie. Cruise Gambling. Richer than Elon.
Sep 12, 2025
Sep 10, 2025
LeProposal. Trillionaire. Lottery Winners.
Sep 8, 2025
13 min read
NFL is Back. Standing Ovations. Luigi Modelling.
Sep 5, 2025
Kawhi Soprano. Jordon Hudson's BF. Skinny Rock
Sep 3, 2025
Fastest Train Ever. Batman. Walking Around the World.
Aug 29, 2025
Cracker Barrel Cracks. Orgy Dome. Spotify DMs.
Aug 27, 2025
Tommy Fleetwood. New Dictionary Words. YouTube Kicker.
Aug 25, 2025
