The Daily Friday: Friday 9/6

1. RIP to Rich Homie Quan, who passed away at age 34 in Atlanta. We’ll be blasting ‘Type of Way’ on repeat at the pregame tonight in his memory.

2. NFL season off to a hot start as the Chiefs beat the Ravens by a toenail. Packers and Eagles square off tonight in San Paolo, Brazil, which is actually 6x less dangerous than Philly. Sounds about right.

3. Prominent right wing influencers were reportedly duped to work for covert Russian operation to spread talking points online. Are they also behind the new Hawk Tuah podcast too? That’d explain it.

4. North Carolina governor candidate reportedly was a regular visitor to local porn video store in the ‘90s, visiting as often as 5x a week. He’s got my vote. We need more gooners in government.

5. New study shows that 10:09 pm on Saturday evening is the most likely time to have sex. Fantastic. Only 36 hours until I feel horrible about myself.

But first, some massive news: our beer is now available online, with shipping available nationwide. Plus, we’re offering incredible deals, like the Lowkey Kickback (24 Beers and 1 free hat) and the Frat Pack (a full pallet of beers for the exceptionally thirsty.)

MLB: Huge shoutout to Ludacris. You have to be cranking hog at least 10-12x a day to get arms like this.

Tigers’ Parker Meadows fully lived every kid’s childhood dream, hitting a grand-slam in the 9th with 2 outs and his team down 3 runs. Chills.

I’m officially selecting the Phillies as my 2024 WS champ after hearing this story from a Tik-Toker about a sexual encounter with a player that was so bad she gave up her season tickets and became celibate.

NBA: Shaq calls Rudy Goebert the ‘worst player of all time,’ which is just simply not true. Did Rudy fuck Shaq’s wife or something? Let it go, big man.

US OPEN: Taylor Fritz and Frances Tiafoe battle tonight for the chance to be the first American in the US Open final since Andy Roddick in 2006. I’m pulling for Tiafoe: Fritz can’t have this hot of a girlfriend AND a US Open title. Not fair.

NFL: Brock Bowers is rapidly rising up my board after proudly rocking the balding look at age 21. This is the kind of confidence you need to be elite.

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Season Record: 2-1

CFB TEASER OF THE WEEK: NEBRASKA -1, IOWA ST/IOWA U 41.5

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The battle of Iowa should not sniff 41 points in a rivalry game. Iowa St offense is pathetic, and Iowa already scored all their points for the season week 1 with a 40-0 win over Illinois St. I’m also supremely Nebraska will get the job done at home against a Colorado team coming off a shaky Colorado State win.

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WHAT ELSE IS GOOD

NYC club bans cell phones to encourage people to dance. No sweat, I’ll just bring a Ti-84 instead of looking at the calculator app on my phone when I’m too nervous to make direct eye contact with every woman on the premises.

PSA: the most annoying guy you know is going to buy this Chipotle x Spirit costume and ask everyone at the Halloween party if they want double meat.

Documentary says Lincoln shared bed with a man for 4 years and went into a ‘suicidal depression’ after he left. Perfect description of my college experience.

MT. JOY’S MATT QUINN ON PLAYDATE POD

Will and Rusty put in double work this week, dropping not one but two banger pods. Check out Thursday’s episode, where they interview Mt. Joy’s frontman Matt Quinn, who talked about what the band is up to, his writing process and stories from the road.

STUFF TO CLICK WHEN YOU’RE BORED TODAY

• This ranking of the top 100 TV episodes of all time is solid, but the fact there isn’t one Family Guy episode on it makes it completely meaningless.

• Read this on your lunch break: Why AI isn’t going to make art.

• Really enjoyed this breakdown on the psychology behind conspiracies, especially in today’s world where so many conspiracies are actually real.

• Wow, this Bechdel test video game is actually really cool.

• Can’t wait until Netflix drops this doc on the rise and fall of Vince McMahon. Dude had some darkkkk last years at WWE.

• He just got his number retired at USC, so fuck it: Reggie Bush full USC highlights. Still not as good as his high school ones, but still.