Taylor Swift’s new album ‘Life of a Showgirl’ drops, including one extremely horny song about the washed up tight end known as Travis Kelce (this is Donna Kelce’s son FYI.) Get ready for this to be everyone’s IG story.
MLB Wild Card was TENSE, as the Guardians came back from a 15.5 game deficit just to lose in 3, the Yankees may have found their ace of the future and the Padres were ready to scalp the ump after a loss to the Cubs. Horrible call.
Jane Goodall passes away at age 91, after a lifetime as a chimp researcher and advocate and also being the highest profile Bigfoot truther. Hell yeah Jane. RIP to a real one.
Diddy’s sentencing is today, as the rapper faces up to 20 years in prison (should be locked up for life.) Combs wrote the judge a letter saying he ‘was dead wrong’ and ‘lost his way.’ Oh ok, that’s totally fine then. Free to go.
Amelia Earhart’s plane may be discovered after going missing in 1937, as a team of researchers finds ‘very strong evidence’ that the plane is located in a remote South Pacific island. I really hope she’s still alive. I think we’d click.
We made it to the end of another action packed week. Mr. Beast tried to burn a dude alive. AI came for us all. Records were shattered in the fingernail world. We broke it all down, and more (what did Harriet Tubman do to Kanye??) over on this week’s pod on YouTube, Spotify and Apple. Check it out or forever hold your peace.
2025 HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS
It’s that time of year. Halloween is approaching and it’s time to start making the important decision - what will I pretend to be this year to escape the horrible reality that is my life? LET’S BREAK IT DOWN.
Chicago Pope is gonna do numbers this year
Chicago Pope: Pope costume already goes hard to begin with, but now that the big man is from Chicago, it’s even cooler. White Sox hat with a pope robe. Pope hat with a Bears jersey. Carmy from the Bear but with ashes on your forehead. Easy money.
Coldplay Couple: Recognizable. Don’t have to buy anything since they’re just wearing like business casual. Not gonna hit that hard IRL but when you post an IG with a swipe to the video, you’ll get like 84 likes. That’s what it’s all about.
Sydney Sweeney: you just dress as a massive, life-size pair of jeans because ‘Sydney Sweeney has good jeans.’ This is one of those classic ‘have to explain it’ joke costumes that will make people actively avoid you at parties. My kind of costume.
NFL Jersey-Based Couple’s Costumes: Look, jersey is a lazy move but you can get away with it this year if you can convince a woman to be within 10 feet of you. Josh Allen-Haillee Steinfeld, Herbert and Madison Beer, Stefon Diggs-Cardi B, Todd Bowles and Payne Durham, etc.
Severance Crew: good group costume, especially if you have a redhead, a dude in his 60s, and a black guy with a mustache in your crew. This one is VERY easy to pull off costume wise.
Benson Labuboone: Combining two extremely sexy costume options into one. This one is a bit expensive (gotta buy a Benson Boone jumpsuit and a Labubu fit) but worth it when you see the light leave someone’s eyes when you enter a room. 10/10.
This is just scratching the surface of everything we covered with our boy Willy D this week on the podcast. PS - it’s time to give Mike Tomlin his flowers.
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DOC’S LOCKS
Welcome to the grind. We got another beautiful slate of college football this weekend. Time to make bank with some picks from Dr. Locks and Glue Guy.
SEASON RECORD: 7-8
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#9 Texas at Florida: Florida +5.5
#3 Miami at #18 Florida State: FSU +4.5
#16 Vanderbilt at #10 Alabama: Vandy +10.5
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WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
Everyone has been super critical of Shedeur Sanders for this locker room interview, but I’ve yet to see ANYONE give him credit for his exceptional mime work and next-level facial gesturing. There really is no truth in media these days.
Nah he really snapped when he said Hand Gesture Hand Gesture, mouthing words, facial expression. All time quote
Japan is days away from running out of Asahi Super Dry beer after a cyber attack. This is easily the worst thing to ever happen to that country in the last 100 years.
If this happened in America to like Miller Lite, it might be the only thing that the only problem that the entire country could agree needs to be fixed immediately. Might not be a bad idea
I didn’t know what rizz was until I saw this video of a Love Island contestant go full brain rot mode in front of US Olympic gymnast Suni Lee. Scaring the hoes? CBTM.
haven’t felt this way about a gymnast since Aly Raisman
Nicole Kidman is finally free from the clutches of Keith Urban and we can be together.
I know you’ve been talking to me directly through the AMC ads Ms. Kidman. I’ve received your messages and am ready to blow up my entire life for you Mommy
Who Are You Buying a Beer For?
DRINKING THROUGH KOREATOWN
God, I’m such a sucker for these videos. Another banger as always from Rusty and Willy. Just kiss already, fellas.
STUFF TO CLICK WHEN YOU’RE BORED
New easy way to make $30k just dropped. If this woman can convince my future baby-mama to name my son Megatron, then she’s worth every penny.
Read this on your lunch break: What Happened When a Pacific Island Was Cut off From the Internet.
Congrats and all to Taylor for the new album, but she’ll never top the Internet’s hottest band Crabsmack, who only plays covers of popular songs where they change the lyrics to be about eating crabs.
This will always be my favorite video. 30 seconds of excellence.
The AI Kids Taking San Francisco. I don’t wanna be around anymore.
I’ve really never felt older than watching Cooper Flagg fail to name NBA players from 2006. Hedo Turkoglu was a tough miss.
It’s Friday. Fuck it. I Did it My Way hopecore. Let’s have one.
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