YouTube TV will no longer have ESPN and ABC after failed negotiations and I’m fucking pissed. Why does this keep happening? And now that MTV cancelled Ridiculousness, there will simply be nothing on TV anymore. Fix it.
NYC mayoral race heats up, as Mamdani opens early lead in early polling. Loved this move from a normal dude named Bill De Blasio who interviewed with a reporter who thought he was the former mayor. Journalism 101.
French police arrest 5 more in Louvre robbery, now have a total of 7 suspects. This $3.2M NYC jewelry heist from thieves dressed as construction workers looked awfully familiar. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
A group of ‘aggressive’ and potentially ‘disease-ridden’ monkeys is on the loose in Mississippi. Wtf. My college crew is hanging out in Mississippi and didn’t text me? Kinda pissed.
Dodgers and Blue Jays face off tonight in Toronto, as LA’s tries to keep their hopes for back to back titles alive. I can’t tell if Dave Roberts tripping pregame is a good sign or a bad sign. Someone help.
Another week is in the books as we hurtle through space on a tiny rock with WiFi. 6-7 won Word of the Year. Humanoid robots put stay-at-home dads out of work. Records were set in the pumpkin industry. We cover this and more on today’s podcast with our absolute boy Strider Wilson. Check it out on YouTube, Spotify or Apple. Bless you.
DOC’S LOCKS
Welcome to the grind. We got another beautiful slate of college football this weekend. Time to make bank with some picks from Dr. Locks and Glue Guy.
SEASON RECORD: 13-13
There’s a world where this dude gets fired if they lose this weekend and we have a 4th mult-million CFB coach buyout this season.
#9 Vanderbilt at #20 Texas: Texas ML
#18 Oklahoma at #14 Tennessee: Oklahoma ML
#23 USC at Nebraska: Nebraska ML
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WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
Sent this story about a Governor’s aide getting 18 pounds of blow delivered to him at a government building to my dealer Raoul. This is the kind of service I expect. None of that “gas is super expensive now, can you just come here” shit he’s been pulling lately.
“thank for coming by man. my dad is threatening to cut me off and i might not be able to crash in his penthouse anymore so i’m just a little strapped on cash these days.”
Jesse Eisenberg says he is donating a kidney to a stranger and “i don’t know why.” Kind of love that move. “What the hell, why not” is a great approach to organ donation.
I hate that I have to keep saying this, but if this somehow ends up being promo for Now You See Me 3, i’m gonna be a little pissed.
This week’s “AWOOGAAA!!!! Hummina Hummina Hummina, pulls train whistle, eyes pop out of sockets, tongue rolls out of mouth, steam pours out of ears” moment has to go to Sydney Sweeney. BTW Sydney- still waiting on the Partiful RSVP to my buddy Mike’s Halloween party (it’s apartment 4H, just buzz up.) Should I just assume it’s a yes?
Good Lord. I’m expected to open my Instagram at work, see this, and then just go about the rest of my day? What does she want me to do when we see these pictures? Repeatedly hit myself over the head with a mallet in cartoon fashion? Bc that’s when i’ve been doing for 36 hours
Congratulations to the New Zealand man who just set a record for the World’s Longest Name, which contains 2,253 words and takes 20 minutes to say out loud. Gotta be so annoying to fill out paperwork for doctor’s appointment. Your hand would fall off.
I can barely remember my social security number sometimes (pretty sure it’s 18765689 but someone check that) I can’t imagine having to memorize my own name like that.
When I say I want to be part of a band, this is what I’m talking about. The new version of Rock Band video games needs a spot for ‘guy who grills glizzies’ in it.
If this guy doesn’t win the poll today, I’m gonna be super pissed. Don’t let the horny win
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YOUR GRANDMA’S FAVORITE SHOW
Another masterpiece from the crew. Ho-hum. If everything goes south, at least Liam has a bright career as a Tucker Carlson impersonator ahead of him. Some people have it all.
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STUFF TO CLICK WHEN YOU’RE BORED
Is Halloween better when you’re a child (young, wholesome, candy is awesome) or in your 20s (young, horny, drugs are awesome)? A spirited debate.
Read this on your lunch break: The Hatred of Podcasting (this one has bar after bar in it. Good read. Still listen to our podcast though please)
A true banger of a Halloween video from Mr. Carney this week. If you haven’t gone through a breakup while wearing a Bane mask, you haven’t truly lived.
Salem’s unholy bargain: the cost of tragedy as tourism in Massachusetts. LONG read but good.
Billy, Liam, and an absolutely wasted Luke Null tried shrooms and mushrooms at an abandoned insane asylum. Scared and Impaired is peaking right at Halloween. Incredible content here, boys.
When baseball throws physics a curve is a fantastic article about sports, science and collective delusion. Lot to read today team!
It’s Friday and it’s goddam Halloween. Fuck it. Scary Movie best moments until the clock runs out. Anna Ferris, I love you.
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