The Daily Friday: Friday 11/1

1. Russia has fined Google $20.5 decillion, more than the entire world’s GDP. I will be joining Putin in this lawsuit: if we collect just .1%, we could reinvest into Dave and Buster’s meals and collect enough points for 10+ X-Box 360s.

2. Dodgers win World Series, as Yankees completely shit the bed in ways that will torture and humiliate fan bases for generations. Fun fact: a Will Smith has won the World Series or slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars 5 years in a row.

3. Airlines must now provide refund if flight is cancelled or significantly delayed. What about when the only functional in-flight entertainment is Young Sheldon? I deserve a life changing sum of money for my flight last weekend.

4. Garrett Wilson makes the catch of the year, as the Jets finally win on prime time, pull out 21-13 victory over Texans. PS - why am I paying for YouTubeTV and Adam Schefter is using Meth Streams? Let’s start a GoFundMe for lil bro.

5. Young Thug will be released from prison after 2 years of legal battle, faces 15 years of probation that includes a ban of travel to Atlanta. As long as Magic City delivers wings, he’ll be fine. His lawyer’s an all time legend.

Shoutout to our Halloween costume contest winner, Sean Rutter, who dressed as a TC Tugger Shirt Model. Free Daily Friday merch coming your way.

We will also be awarding a prize to W. Carlson, who gave the best answer to our question: What are you most terrified of?

“The rapture happens but I’m napping so Jesus thinks I’m lazy and don’t grind :(“

An answer that would make Royce DuPont proud.

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Season Record: 15-11

#4 Ohio State at #3 Penn State: OSU -3.5

What a matchup we have tomorrow boys. PSU’s QB Drew Allar has been playing well this year, but the Buckeyes defense is a brick wall. It’s gonna be a defensive battle, but I’m betting on Will Howard to make enough plays with his legs for the Buckeyes to cover.

Vanderbilt at Auburn: Vandy +6.5

I don’t understand this line at all. Sure Auburn is home, but Vandy hung tough until the end against Texas last week, has 3 double digit upsets this year, and is 6-2 ATS for the season. I’m hammering 6.5 and may even sneak a little ML action to feed the family.

#10 Texas A&M at South Carolina: South Carolina +3

The Aggies are hot, coming in as the only team beaten in SEC play, but I like the way SC has been humming as of late. They just smoked Oklahoma, nearly beat Bama and LSU, and their freshman QB is coming into form. Plus, they’re at home - I’ll take the points.

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WHAT ELSE IS GOOD

Alamo Drafthouse offered a multi-sensory experience for a screening of Heretic, where viewers could smell parts of the movie. I’m begging them to do this for the new Sydney Sweeney-Ana De Armas movie. Just a little whiff won’t hurt anyone.

A tattoo parlor painted a mural of massive dicks on top of a building they were having a dispute with. I will always support using your powers for evil. Kudos.

Joe Biden pictured biting a baby at Halloween event and I’m jealous as hell. He’s just coasting through the end of his presidency like he’s a senior in the last month of high school. No rules, no responsibilities, just vibes and crossing stuff off the bucket list.

Elon Musk denies that he’s been offering his sperm to friends at dinner parties. What’s next, he has to deny that he’s starting a compound with all his children and hoping to repopulate Mars? Dude has way too much going on, I’d be so stressed.

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STUFF TO CLICK WHEN YOU’RE BORED TODAY

• Greg Oden hopped on episode 2 of Glory Daze with Johnny Manziel to chop it up about mental health, NIL and Lebron’s greatness . A great listen.

• Read this on your lunch break: The Podcast Election.

• COMIC SANS IS BACK and I know my high school English teachers are pissed to hear it.

• Not gonna like, I watched this clip of Liam like 200x already and I’m still not sick of it.

• I thought I was horny until I met the Dunkin’ social media team. Shoutout to the good folks at Cornelia Creative for bringing horniness to the donut world. Much needed.

• Good Work, the video team at Morning Brew, did a great breakdown on who is buying our elections. The best doing it right now.

• It’s Friday. Throw up a 30 minute compilation of Ari Gold’s best moments on the TV at the pregame tonight and get ready to berate everyone you come into contact with for the entire evening.