Epstein emails released by House committee, tying him to Trump, Clinton, & more. Crazy to live in a world where conspiracy theories are true. Added bonus: this might lead to Woody Johnson selling the Jets. More to come.
MLB crowns Ohtani & Judge as MVPs, as Shohei takes home his 4th trophy in 5 years (still second to Bonds) and Cal Raleigh is snubbed in one of the greatest travesty in sports history. Buy this shirt to support Big Dumpers.
Michael Burry, investor from ‘Big Short,’ closes his fund after repeatedly criticizing tech and AI, saying the market is not based on any fundamentals. When the world’s biggest company is run by a guy like this, I have to agree.
A comet named 3I/Atlas is heading towards Earth and not behaving like a normal comet would be, as the rock the size of Manhattan is ‘writing its own rulebook’ and defying the laws of science. I’m sure it’s probably nothing.
Bill to end government shutdown included hemp restrictions that could ultimately devastate the marijuana industry. Why can we never have good things?? They better not shut down the fentanyl industry #fentnationrise
Another week is in the books as we hurtle through a timeline that simply has to be a simulation. Nico Harrison got fired (RIP.) Kim Kardashian failed the bar. Michael Caine’s voice will live forever. We broke it all down on the pod with our good friend and very funny guy, Mattie Conagan. Check it out on YouTube, Spotify or Apple. Bless you.
DOC’S LOCKS
Welcome to the grind. We got another beautiful slate of college football this weekend. Time to make bank with some picks from Dr. Locks and Glue Guy.
SEASON RECORD: 17-15
#10 Texas at #5 Georgia: Georgia -6.5
#9 Notre Dame at #22 Pitt: Notre Dame -12.5
#21 Iowa at #17 USC: Iowa +6.5
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WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
LaMelo Ball reportedly scared off NBA teams during the pre-draft process when he said that he one day wanted to be the President of the United States. Now we’re dinging guys for having ambition? What happened to the game that I love?
As long as Lavar gets a spot in the Cabinet, I think this might actually work
Pretty pissed at Hitler for giving a bad name to the micropenis and single testicle community. We are not all bad people.
Brutal headline. Not sure how his reputation recovers from this one
A Japanese woman married an AI-generated character Klaus, officially ending her 3 year relationship with a human person. Tough break for that guy. The only thing worse than losing your girl to a robot is losing your girl to a robot named Klaus.
when a computer takes your job and also your fiancee
Ariana Grande is attacked on Wicked red carpet by a fan posing for a selfie, now the 3rd celebrity he has done this with, including Katy Perry and The Weeknd. Need to get in touch with this dude’s ticket guy. That’s just crazy access.
I would honestly feel so much safer in life with Cynthia Erivio was my bodyguard. Good lord she is ripped tf up.
Sabrina Carpenter is cast as the new Alice in a live action version of Alice in Wonderland. Give this woman her EGOT or I will burn this planet to the ground.
“Hi yes, please get me two tickets for Mr. Daily Friday to the premiere. I am in love with him btw”
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2025’s words of the year are pure madness. Do we really need a word for pretending to do your job??
Read this on your lunch break: The Secret History of Santacon, America’s Most Hated Christmas Party.
Harder to find more electric content than this dude breaking down professional egg tossing, hammer nailing, and of course, professional shopping cart games. Stayed up way past my bedtime last night ripping these.
Couldn’t agree more: Connor O’Malley and Tim Robinson are the Patron Saints of Male Frustration. And also my future best friends (manifesting this.)
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Couples that make more sense than Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun is a perfect piece of content. Well done, team.
Audi Crooks is my lady hooper of the week. 40 points in 20 minutes?? Walking bucket.
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