Wicked: For Good is officially out in theaters, as the part two of the film could bring in $200M thanks in part to Chili’s Wicked Margaritas. We investigated by doing what we do best: drinking 7-8 highly alcoholic beverages on a school night. Enjoy.
Feast Week is officially here for college hoops, with multiple tournaments including the 18-team Player’s Era championship in Vegas with $20M in NIL payment on the line. We might already have gotten the play of the year. LFG.
FBI announces $15M reward for Ryan Wedding, a former Olympic snowboarder turned drug kingpin. Turn this into a movie, call it The Abominable Blowman and make a billion. You’re welcome, Hollywood.
Kristen Bell will voice Mary Magdalene in a Fox Bible podcast series, a shock for the actress who recorded audio 15 years ago for a separate project with no idea it would be used for this. Shame they didn’t cast Teenjus.
Texans take down Hailee Steinfeld’s husband in TNF, as David Mills gets his 3rd straight win as a backup following CJ Stroud’s injury. Kind of a shame to waste this incredible 4th and 27 conversion. Shades of ‘07 Boise State.
Another week is in the books as we sprint full speed into Thanksgiving weekend. A Congressman enjoyed some nice porn mid-flight (not a crime.) A gentleman cryo-genetically froze his wife and then got a new gf. Belichick won boyfriend of the year.
We broke all of that down and more with our good friend Rusty Featherstone on the podcast this week. Watch it on YouTube or give it a listen on Spotify and Apple. Really starting to hit our groove on this podcast - check it out if you haven’t yet and appreciate the support from our Day 1 listeners🫡🫡
DOC’S LOCKS
Welcome to the grind. We got another beautiful slate of college football this weekend. Time to make bank with some picks from Dr. Locks and Glue Guy.
SEASON RECORD: 20-15
#20 Tennessee at Florida: Florida +4.5
#15 USC at #7 Oregon: Oregon -10.5
#11 BYU at Cincinnati: Cincinatti +2.5
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WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
Chaos at the Miss Universe pageant as Miss Jamaice falls off stage in a desperate attempt to take attention away from Miss Norway’s stunning a salmon-inspired costume. Put her in concussion protocol for at least 3-4 days. Rules are rules.
This feels like the fish reporter from Spongebob
Sales of an AI teddy bear have been suspended after the toy gave kids BDSM sex advice and information about where to find knives, pills and matches. That’s awful. I’m going to purchase all of these, just to make sure the kids can’t access them.
Me and my new AI teddy bear that teaches me what sex is
A woman who attended a Tate McRae concert in Phoenix had measles, in what may be the largest measles exposure in decades. Oregon Trail ass disease. What’s next, a mumps outbreak? Are we going to have people die from dysentery and giardia?
I would still risk measles to see Ms. McRae. Worth it.
An 81 year old Vietnamese rice farmer has not slept in over 60 years, spends his time working the land, drinking wine ‘as if it’s nothing’ and smoking 65-70 cigarettes a day. I get it. Why would you sleep when your daily life is better than any dream??
And he’s super cute too. Living the dream. Literally (if you never go to sleep, does that make reality a dream? Might be time to rewatch Inception, I gotta brush up on my dream knowledge.)
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