NFL action dominates Thanksgiving, as Dallas proves they’re for real, Burrow reminds us he’s good (catch was insane) and Dan Campbell needs to kick his 4th down addiction. This was the GOAT halftime performance.
Soleil the Belgian Sheepdog takes Best in Show at the National Dog Show in a simply dominant performance. If she cross-bred with Air Bud, their children would rule the word. PS - we need commentary like this in human sports.
99th Macy’s Day parade was easily the most random yet, featuring Labubu floats, Busta Rhymes rapping with the TMNT (???) and this little girl politely declining a Rockette's ticket. Bring back exploding Barney.
Robert Irwin wins Dancing with the Stars, as Steve Irwin’s son battles a rib injury to take home the title 10 years after his sister won. Gotta say, Bryan Baker called this one a few weeks ago. Might need some stock tips from him.
Over 1/3 of Black Friday deals aren’t really discounts and offered no savings compared to last month. Luckily, we’re fighting the good fight at our store (25% off everything, including this remarkable piece of shirt.)
Another week is in the books as we prepare to check out until the New Year. A man Mrs. Doubtfired his mother. A snowboarding Olympian overcame being Canadian to become a drug kingpin. A town in Alaska begins its 65 day stretch of no sunlight.
We broke all of that down and more with our good friend Strider Wilson on the podcast this week. Watch it on YouTube or give it a listen on Spotify and Apple.
DOC’S LOCKS
Welcome to the grind. We got another beautiful slate of football this weekend. Time to make bank with some picks from Dr. Locks and Glue Guy on tonight’s action.
SEASON RECORD: 21-17
#3 Texas A&M at #16 Texas: Texas ML
#4 Georgia at #16 Georgia Tech: Georgia -13.5
Bears at Eagles: Eagles -7
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WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
The Boston slide that nearly murdered a cop 2 years ago has claimed its second victim, gives female reporter a black eye and 8 stitches. This slide is a more dangerous Bostonian than Whitey Bulger and this guy combined.
this will always be the funniest video in the world to me
Man accused of flashing his genitals on the highway says he did it because he ‘needed more excitement in his life.’ Well, problem solved brother. Kudos to him for actually doing something about his life instead of sitting around and complaining.
I thought this was Lil Dicky at first
Science has finally evolved to invent “Butt breathing,” a new method that could help people who can’t get oxygen the regular way. This implies that smoking crack out of your crack is now possible. Finally. The long wait is over.
Me doing something called “Mouth Farting” which is very different than burping
OF model and virgin Sophie Rain posts screenshot that she made $96M over the last 2 years, just slightly less than Domantis Sabonis has made with the Kings. Still taking Sabonis. Rain is hot but he fills up the stat sheet & can beat you tons of different ways.
Imagine picking this over a guy who has led the league in rebounding 3x, can guard multiple positions, and averages 16/11/5 for his career? In a league of specialists, versatility like that doesn’t grow on trees
Band of the year has gotta go to Austrlian group Amyl and the Sniffers, who had to cancel their show, but turned it into a massive bar crawl for the fans by funding a $35k bar tab across 7 pubs in Melbourne. Hell yeah Amyl and the Sniffers.
“Yes, I’ll have 450 shots of jameson on the Amyl and the Sniffers tab please. And then whatever this guy next to me wants.”
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Another reminder that it’s beautiful day to go Black Friday shopping. Hammer the deals on our apparel store all day long before everything sells out.
This man’s relationship with wearing jeans throughout his life really made me laugh.
A Theory of Dumb: why we are all getting stupider (and it’s not just screens or COVID.)
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