Falcons pull off win over Bucs in TNF with last-second field goal and Todd Bowles was NOT happy. We’ll never forget where we were during the Kyle Pitts game that swung fantasy playoffs forever (bonkers stat, btw.)
Time Magazine has named The Architects of AI as their 2025 ‘People of the Year.’ It’s impossible to articulate how I feel about this better than this tweet did. Poetry.
Sean Duffy suggests gyms will be added to airports as part of a $1B government investment to make airports more ‘health-focused.’ Clearly, they were inspired by the Indy airport basketball court. Can’t see this failing.
Ryan Lochte is selling off 3 of his 6 gold medals as he prepares to launch his memoir next year. Honestly, could be an enthralling read. If he goes into on the gas-station incident from Rio, he may have found himself a reader.
Researchers discovered humans made fire 400k years ago in England, a shocking 350,000 years earlier than previously known. Wow, we really just don’t know anything. The Dinosaur-Space theory could very well be true.
But of course, the biggest news of the year: Fortnite has added Kim Kardashian skins and the 6-7 emote. Finally. Maybe 2025 wasn’t so bad after all.
ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO PODCAST
This week over on the Daily Friday Podcast, we answered all the important questions that plague our modern society.
Is Bald Sexy?
Is giving birth in a Waymo the future of giving birth?
How many secret families can one established voice actor support?
Banger of an episode out today with Eilise Patton and Strider Wilson. Give it a goddam gander.
WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
Scientists have reportedly discovered a new pill called the “Ozempic of Alcohol” that eliminates the urge to drink. This could easily backfire. Once you eliminate my urge to drink, all that remains is my urge to kill scientists for coming up with bullshit like this.
Drinking is the best. Why would you want to get rid of it??
A man spent $81k on leg lengthening surgery to go from 5’5 to 6’1, or as it’s known on Hinge - 5 foot 10. Gotta say, $12k per inch is a pretty great deal. Hoping those rates translate to the downstairs region (penis area.)
Ok if i’m reading this map correctly, all I need to be average is about $48k
Kim Jong Un chewed out a hospital for not including a smoking zone for patients, saying “how can they heal if they don’t have cigarettes.” Not gonna lie, the man’s not right about everything, but on this one he does have a point. Thank you Mr. Un.
What’s the point of being a dictator if you can’t rip darts with your boys?
New sentence just dropped: the bones of Santa Claus have apparently been leaking liquid for 1,700 years. I’m not sure what exactly to do with this information, but I know it will be immensely valuable at some point in time. Just about waiting it out.
How am i supposed to tell my non-existent kids that this man’s bones have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years?? No one should have to do that.
It’s been a long week and it’s almost the holidays. Here are some picture of Tate McRae from her recent shoot with Rolling Stone and Dua Lipa. You guys deserve it.
happy friday
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WE INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME
New viral drinking game just dropped. If this isn’t the most played drinking game in 2026, I’ll cut off my arm and my leg.
STUFF TO CLICK WHEN YOU’RE BORED
Thank you to In-N-Out for removing number 67 from their ordering system. I don’t want to live in a world where teens are allowed to have fun or inside jokes.
Read this on your lunch break: Pretend to Work Co. What’s going on at Beijing’s “fake offices.”
I’ve watched this video of a Vaudeville Strongman taking cannonballs to the gut so many times. Cinema used to mean something smh.
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The story of a reporter who took the cheapest legal mushroom trip Portland had to offer is actually an incredible piece of long form.
Nothing worse than a sleep paralysis demon who just doesn’t take his job seriously. Can’t stand that fr.
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It’s Friday. Probably the last time you can properly drink with the boys until the holidays. Don’t tap out like a college football player in a meaningless bowl. Bust your goddam ass like Randy Moss during his Marshall days. Let’s have one.
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