Spirit Airlines may go out of business, could shut down and cancel flights within the next few days. Time to follow your namesake and pivot your airplanes into seasonal Halloween stores. It’s time.
All-Birds pivots to an AI company, rebrands as cloud computing service NewBird AI. They went from making shoes with soft soles to machines with no souls. When a wool sneaker company pivots to AI, we might have a bubble.
Lauren Boebert comments on sex scandals in Congress, says “why is everyone so horny here? Go to Church and find Jesus..” When the lady who gave a handjob at musical says you’re too horny, you might have a problem.
NBA play-in continues to be electric, as Steph Curry drops the sickest shot I’ve seen in some time (all-time video here) and former Clipper CP3 responds appropriately. PSA to anyone sitting courtside - put the phone away.
Government officials tied to secret US work keep going missing, as retired General Neil McCasland becomes the 10th to disappear. Pretty quick to have a real life Three Body Problem sequel. Hollywood moves fast.
Another week in the books and modern life continues to be absurd. TMZ is covering Congress. Zuck cloned himself. Clavicular nearly died. 3 blonde ladies are beefing. Here’s the best way to catch up on everything you missed. Let’s have a Friday.
DISHING OUT BUTTERSCOTCHES
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One of the most slept on moves in the game.
Wild how carrying around butterscotch candies became a stereotypical punchline for old people. Like this Move is somehow a bad thing. You know what? Fuck that. I'm capitalizing Butterscotch. Just out of god damn respect. If Ms. Gomer comes calling (my freshman English teacher), tell her I slipped it in the proper noun category.
The Silent Generation. Tough-ass crew: fought in wars, paved the way for civil rights, and yeah, occasionally dished out a Butterscotch to their grandkids. Selfless Move. I mean, think about it. You're getting ready for 9:00am Sunday mass. Right before you step out the door, you backtrack and shove a couple extra Werther's in your purse, knowing you'll see little Timmy and Shay. Now you're giving hugs, kisses, dishing out Butterscotches to your day ones. What a Move. Nobody, and I mean nobody, should ever be held in contempt for executing such a great Move.
Then a collection of Boomer/Gen X giggle heads decided to play judge, jury and executioner on this Move. Same dipshits who reaped the benefits of free Butterscotches for years. They said, "Nah... That's for old people!" Now the only thing old people carry around is an entitled, "I worked harder than you!" attitude.
This damn stigma, and American society's constant fight against aging, has led to a massive shortage of Butterscotches in old people's purses. 50-60 year old woman scoffing at the bags of Butterscotches they pass at their local CVS. "I'm not old. Not yet. Not me!"
I'm about to bring that shit back. Snag a handful of Butterscotches before I head out. Dish 'em out to the squad. Next thing you know I got people hunting me down late night. "Any more Butterscotch candies?" they ask.
For all you single peeps out there: you wanna talk about initiating conversation with a group of girls/guys. Just offer them a Butterscotch. Sure, you'll immediately hear, "What are you an old lady?" Like that's a bad thing. "Old lady? Like my Grandma? Hell yeah! She was awesome."
Now we're talking Grandmas and falling in love.
The world needs to receive Butterscotches again. Dishing Out Butterscotches. Could Be The Move.
WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
RFK Jr. chopped off a dead raccoon’s penis to ‘study later’ while on a family road trip. If he’s gonna produce headlines like that, he can stay forever. A Mad-Libs of insanity.
Every picture of this guy is completely bonkers. I love it
I’ve watched the video of this gentleman diva dominating on a volleyball court at least 100x. Caleb Williams needs to incorporate this into his arsenal next year. Take notes.
Me afffffff
Nicole Kidman has been training to be a death doula since the 2024 death of her mother. Honestly, if the last thing I see in my life is Nicole Kidman, I wouldn’t be pissed.
This would not be bad at all
The founder of Santa-Con is accused of siphoning $1M from charity funds for the event. What did you people expect? Con is right there in the name.
Santa’ always been a bad boy The baughty list is just a way to find people for him to chill with on the weekends.. Now people are waking up.
If the White Sox signed these ladies, they’d immediately improve their roster. Get me on the phone with their GM ASAP please.
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DOC’S LOCKS
It’s NBA Play-In season. And there’s only one play tonight. Hornets -3.5 over the Magic. Nobody wants to watch the fucking Magic next round. Do your thing LaMelo.
I don’t even want to think about what he’s going to do to Herb the Hornet after this win
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STUFF TO CLICK WHEN YOU’RE BORED
I’ll be honest, I’m a little confused about the logistics of this relationship between two teammates but I’m excited to see where it takes us.
If this video doesn’t fire you the hell up for the playoffs, I’m not sure how to help you.
Into the Right-Wing Dream World is a good, long read to take you into the afternoon.
I hate how much i related to this video of guy who lingers too long after a party. Am I…that guy?
This short about Norm McDonald made me feel something. I like that.
Why history is running backwards, from one of the GOATs. (remove paywall with this link.)
It’s Friday. This bracket inspired me to just say fuck it. Hot Rod Best Moments.
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