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Golden Globes dominated by The Pitt, One Battle and Adolescence, while Chalamet gets his Best Actor award. I hope that Rose Byrne enjoys her bearded dragon, Bill Maher takes this to heart, and Sean Penn does this at the Oscars. Nikki Glazer needs a lifetime hosting gig: all-time Leo joke here.
Jerome Powell is now under federal investigation following a $2.5B (?) renovation of the central bank’s headquarters. The clip that launched a thousand memes has also launched a federal investigation. As is written.
Netflix podcasts launch today, will have content from The Ringer, Barstool & iHeart Media, as well as original shows like The Official Bridgerton Podcast. If the MDFoodieBoyz aren’t on by May, I cancel my subscription.
Thousands stranded in Northern Finland airport as extreme cold grounds flights, with temps reaching -38C (-36.4 in normal people temperature scale) nearing the country’s coldest temperature ever recorded. Probably nothing.
Crew-11 will return from the International Space Station this week, as the group of 4 astronauts will come home early due to an unspecified health issue. Please don’t tell me they were looksmaxxing up there.
PS - we are opening our mailbag back up. Ask us questions on this link or via our brand spanking new email address [email protected]. LFG.
NFL: As the Eagles head into an off-season full of questions, there really is only one solution to all their problems: hire this kid to run the team. He’ll turn it around ASAP.
This is how I imagine every child in the city of Philadelphia
Caleb Williams is the officially the Iceman after this performance over Green Bay (A+ breakdown by Dr. Locks btw.) PS - this play was absurd. Just how I like it.
Liam Coen may have lost in excruciating fashion to Josh Allen (greatest Tush Push ever?) but at least a reporter was nice to him after the game. Worth it.
Another year, another playoff bed-shitting by Justin Herbert. Madison Beer deserves better.
CFB: Good old fashioned beatdown from Indiana on Friday over Oregon (good to see Dante Moore is already playing like a Jet.) Sad to think we only have one more Mendoza postgame interview this season but such is life.
When you achieve essentially every major professional goal possible and happiest you’ve ever been in your goddam life
HOCKEY: I’m not exaggerating when I say this assist by Abbey Murphy for Minnesota’s women’s hockey team was one of the greatest plays of all time (closely followed by anything from Jack the chimp in Most Valuable Primate.)
Folks, we have ourselves an all-time youth hockey fight at halftime of the Hershey Bears game. Just a remarkable clip all around.
CBB: Never thought I’d be covering a Chicago State-Stonehill game but when you fuck up like this, I have to. Just a brutal way to lose a game.
NBA: It’s nearly time for the most exciting part of any NBA regular season: trade rumor season, which is heating up following Trae Young’s move to Washington. My predictions: Giannis to the Warriors, MPJ to the Celtics and no one wants Ja.
Congratulations to LeBron for getting a jersey patch honoring his 23rd season. Easily the greatest accomplishment in his career, closely followed by this one.
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WHAT ELSE IS GOOD
Extremely jealous of the 30 year old Utah man who has come out of surgery speaking fluent Spanish MULTIPLE times, a language he was never studied in his life. Fuck Duolingo - I’m going under anesthesia daily until I can finally speak Jamaican Patois.
It’s gonna be a Chet Hanks winter for me
A man who has been searching for the Loch Ness monster for 52 years says that the monster is fake and any sightings are not real. Hmmm exactly what someone would say who did find Nessie, fell deeply in love with her, and wants to keep her all to himself.
We see right through you, bro
Brazilian soccer player Hulk has finally found love, divorces his wife of 12 years and marries her niece. A terrible day to know how to read.
Got it? Good.
Jon Gruden’s son Deuce broke a powerlifting record in Vegas , a fact that shouldn’t surprise anyone: he’s been doing pushups since he was 9 months old. Actually insane.
You wasn’t with me grinding in the daycare
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STUFF TO CLICK WHEN YOU’RE BORED TODAY
Kicking myself every day that I never thought to make a 10 hour fireplace video on YouTube. I’d be worth millions right now.
Read this on your lunch break: The Robot and The Philosopher.
Never related to a video more than this Guy Who’s Doing Dry January banger from Dan Carney. I’m like 4 days away from going full crack mode.
This was an all-time edit of 2025 in TV and Film. Can’t believe people just give these out for free.
Another day in conspiracy corner: there are actually WAY less people than we think on planet Earth. Something to consider.
It’s Monday. Let’s run out the clock on the afternoon today by taking a deep dive into Traitors bracket (shoutout to Annakin Skywalker, great run.)
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