The Daily Friday: Monday 3/2

It’s another week in paradise. Here’s what you need to know to sound smart.

Editor’s Note: This is new weekly guest segment from our good friend at Read That Again, the Entrapranure newsletter, covering the biggest finance news of the week in a way that only they can. ENJOY.

Salutations, verified drone operators. As the AI wars draw to a close (I’m just about to win/finish all over them), the chatbots are fighting for waning popularity. And Anthropic just took pole position (not the kind your girlfriend does).

After a historic weekend (large language models finally achieving their goal of hard-launching WWIII), there’s a new GPT voted “most likely to end it all.” Anthropic’s Claude app shot to the top of the Apple App Store leaderboard and displaced longtime champ ChatGPT.

Why? Well, turns out some iPhone users weren’t all that thrilled with my personal sugar daddy, Sam Altman’s decision to assist the Pentagon with world domination (ironic as I already dominated everything, including your mom).

As far as I’m concerned, the AI overlords can have their petty arguments amongst themselves. What I care most about is, of course, dicks. I mean, DICK’s Sporting Goods. Remaining firmly and thickly in the top downloaded Apple App Store Apps.

Remember this, while the tech gods race to annihilate all life on Earth, focus your attention on DICK’s to maximize your net girth and success. And always Read That Again each Tuesday. That again read.

Shia LeBouf gives insane interview in the aftermath of his Mardi Gras heard round the world, talks about how he HATES Mike Piazza, is a member of a LA gang as a “T-shirt salesman” and says “gay people are scary to me.” Yup that about covers all the bases.

Ohio’s Great Wolf Lodge has unveiled its new ranch dressing milkshake that come’s with crispy chicken, carrots, celery and of course- ranch dressing. Is it crazy to say that I absolutely would eat this without a second thought? I’ve put much worse in my body.

The steroid era of camels is upon is as 20 animals in Oman were disqualified from the annual Camel Beauty Contest for using Botox, lip fillers, artificial hump inflation and more. Easily the most controversial thing happening in the Middle East right now.

Major respect to Cameron Brink’s fiancee, who met her by shooting his shot via email with the subject line “attempting to mingle.” Might have to steal this one. Way better than emailing ladies “OPEN THIS OR BAD LUCK FOR 15 YEARS” like I’ve been doing.

You’re not gonna see a more electric piece of content than this McDonald’s CEO reviewing the new Big Arch burger. Definitely a man who’s had McDonald’s before.

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