The Daily Friday: Wednesday 6/28

This show was just hot naked girls. Gross!

• Bar Tab Winner

• The Idol Flops

• Hanson Brothers Return

• Tipping Guidelines

• The Big Game

• This One Slapped: Netflix Password Sharing Sketch

• What Else is Good

• Nuts Jim Harbaugh Stat

BAR TAB WINNER

Shoutout to this week’s winner, Tyler Horn, a standup dude who paid the tab at his buddy’s bachelor this weekend. Respect to the crew for ordering French 75s…those things go HARD.

THE IDOL FLOPS

The brightest stars burn the brightest. After just 5 episodes, HBO’s controversial show The Idol has ended (at least for now.)

Here are the facts.

• They planned for 8 episodes, which became 6… and then 5.

• The show was 80% complete before they scrapped it all and shot from scratch.

• After going over budget by $21 million, they shot scenes at the Weeknd’s real-life house to save money. That place does look pretty sick.

• Some of the clips will haunt me. Like forever. At least Lily Rose-Depp looked good.

• The album from the show was actually decent.

• I would never have sex with The Weeknd or anyone involved with the making of the show. We have two VERY different styles and that’s just that.

I watched 2.5 episodes of this show and I actually think it could have been an interesting take on female pop stardom (at least the first 30 mins seemed like it might be) but it was just boring and kinda lame.

THE HANSON BROTHERS COMEBACK

Just when we needed them the most, they returned. The Hanson brothers have decided to heal this broken nation and dropped the new sleeper Song of the Summer…MMMBop2.0.

Massive props to the Hanson brothers for waiting 20 years and dropping a bop with the same exact name. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Technically, this actually came out on May 26th, but this is the first I’m hearing of it so I’m counting it as news. It does beg the question… why then?

Did releasing this bop cause the Titanic submersible to implode? Or did it prevent a much greater tragedy? Did it lead to the tragic breakup of Skip and Shannon or could it be the thing that brings them together? What role did the aliens play in this release?

Still searching for answers. Stay tuned.

TIPPING GUIDELINES DROPPED

The bodega next to my apartment now has a tip prompt at check out. That’s officially where I draw the line. Love those guys but grabbing a dozen 6 mg Wintergreen Zyns from behind the counter counts as me needing mental help, not as ‘service.’

NBA: John Collins traded to Utah for Gay, who I low-key forgot was still in the league. Italian Prime Minister is pissed Paolo Banchero is playing for the US and not Italy. Welcome to the planet, bud. Dame to Philly???? Anyone else kinda hype for this Steph doc?

MLB: This was a BOMB from Ohtani. Jays’ Menoah, a top 3 Cy Young finisher last year, gives up 11 runs in rookie ball. Mets owner Steve Cohen will hold press conference tonight… just fire everyone dude.

OTHER: Ryan Reynolds buys an F1 team…why is he so fucking good at everything? Leonard Fournette nearly burned alive. Flyers’ Hayes traded to Blues for practically nothing.

CWS: Baton Rouge lawyer spends $44k at the bar after LSU wins the College World Series…he better start sign up for The Daily Friday and start referring people. Pour one out for this LSU fan who got brutally rejected.

THIS ONE SLAPPED

Shoutout to our Head of Social Arman puking his guts out at 3:23. Give the man his Oscar already.

WHAT ELSE IS GOOD

• Chamber of Seacrest: American Idol host will take over for Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.

• Experts say there is a surge in global cocaine use… another one

• NASA announces that they can turn 98% of human piss into drinking water. These guys always figure it out.

• Hero perishes after trying to finish all 21 cocktails on Jamaican resort’s menu. Thank you for everything, King.

• Pack your bags Fellas. I booked us the Barbie Dream House AirBnB and we’re gonna get shit-hammered this holiday weekend.

• Herbie Full of Loads: Lindsay Lohan is pregnant.
  

And he’s still only 2-5 against Ohio State. Sucks to suck dude.

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